Showing posts with label fun. Show all posts
Showing posts with label fun. Show all posts

Monday, July 23, 2012

Libra Characteristics and Personality

As many of you know, I love to look up my horoscope each day, just out of curiosity. I don't rearrange my life around what I read, but rather prefer it as purely entertainment. But, I thought it would be interesting to see exactly how a Libra is defined... I found this interesting...

Libra Characteristics and Personality

(September 23 - October 22)
Libra is the only zodiac symbol that's neither animal nor human -- but surely that doesn't make you any less human. In fact, Libra is among the most sociable of the signs. As scales of old were really "balances," so to do you seek balance in all that Libra does. You respond to situations with grace as Libra attempts to put others at ease. Artistically, Libra tries to balance form, content, colors and elements, and for this reason can be drawn toward creative endeavors.

The greatest balancing act is between self and others, and it is here that many Libras focus their energy. Here, in the realm of interpersonal relationships, you are a champion. Libra know how to be the charming host or hostess. Libra can sense what others want before they ask for it. And you can make the needs of others a higher priority than your own. In fact, Libra is the shuttle diplomats of the zodiac, going back and forth between the extremes until a solution is negotiated.

The Libra motto might be "To every action there is an opposite and equal reaction." It is your innate sense of cause and effect that makes you so effective as a strategist. Whether it's playing chess, relationship counseling or civic planning, you know how to be effective while staying in the middle of the road. Your easygoing attitude can serve you and others well, but don't forget that your needs cannot go totally unfulfilled or you won't have anything to give to others.

 

Element: Air


The astrological element of air represents movement. And the most efficient movement between two points is often a thought. Air signs are thinkers. They emphasize the intellect over other functions. With active minds and a good command of language, the air signs are the natural born communicators. They can be light and breezy as the breath of spring, but their words can also carry the power of a gale force wind.

 

Seventh House: Partners


If the First House represents the self, the Seventh House opposite it, represents the other. This can be a business partner, a spouse or any other type of relationship amongst equals. Most often, this is where we look to see how you relate to others in your life.

 

Key Planet: Venus


Venus is the planet of love and desire. She is in charge of romance and beauty. But Venus isn't only about physical love; she's also symbolic of the ideal love. When we see a beautiful painting or other work or art, Venus is present. She is the beauty of a rose as much as she is the attraction we have to someone we love. As the key planet of Libra, Venus is about the perception of beauty as an ideal. Here, she is the proper blend of colors, the right mix of music or the perfect poetic description of love, itself.

 

Your Biggest Strength: Your grace and charm when helping others.

 

Your Potential Weakness: Forgetting to take care of your own needs.

Thursday, September 29, 2011

Childish Enthusiasm

Alright, people... It's time to break out the Party Hats!!
My birthday is coming up on Tuesday.
I will be turning 36 years old.  

My whole life, I have always heard that people "should not ask a woman her age." Whatever. I can't change time. I figure that considering all of the things I've been through, I am doing pretty well for my age. In fact, it seems that no matter how old I get, I still get excited about my birthday.

I joke around about it being a National Holiday (still working on that),
but really... I am just excited that I've made it this far. 
I've been to a lot of places, but there is still so much more to do!

That is why, every year, around the end of September,
I start telling people that my birthday is coming up.
Yes, I act like a child.
Why not? I'm not hurting anyone!

Although I've run out of fingers to hold up to show people my age,
I still love to hear the words, "Happy Birthday!"
I love chocolate cake and ice cream.
I love loud music, sugar highs, and adult beverages.

I enjoy gifts, but for me, that isn't what my birthday is about.

I just want to celebrate!
I want to do something fun!
Just for one day, I want to stop worrying about money.
I want to forget being responsible.
I want to grab life with both hands and enjoy the wild ride for what it is.

I still dream of skydiving, racing cars, flying fighter jets, riding bulls, and fighting fires.

For one day, I just don't want to feel bogged down by the everyday stuff that life consists of.
I need to embrace my childish enthusiasm for living!!

Unfortunately, because I am turning 36 years old, and my birthday landed on a Tuesday, I still have to be the responsible adult that I don't want to be.

I'll get out of bed, pour my coffee and drive into work.
I'll spend the entire day answering the phone; just wishing the people on the other end would just acknowledge that it is my birthday.
Seriously, how could they NOT know???
I'll do my job until 5pm, and then drive home.

But after 5:00... LOOK OUT WORLD, BECAUSE IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!!!

I hope that when your birthday rolls around, you don’t hide that fact, and lie about your age.
We all have amazing lives that should be embraced.
Every day is a gift to be cherished.
Of all days, your birthday is a day to celebrate.

So, the next time people laugh at me for being so excited about my birthday, I’m just going to look at them and ask, “Aren’t you excited to celebrate your life? Because, I’m excited about mine!!”

Wednesday, July 20, 2011

In Carley's Words

This is an interview that I conducted with my 10 year old daughter. We will learn all about her thoughts on things. She was interested in blogging, and wanted one of her own. Since I've decided that she's still a bit young to have her own, then she can take part in mine tonight. Hope you enjoy! 

1.      Tell me the five best things about you. Drawing, singing, funny, smart, awesome freckles
2.      What does the word "success" mean to you? They have done something great and have accomplished a task wonderfully.
3.      Why do kids put rings in their eyebrows and nose? Because they think it’s cool because they see it on tv. Really it’s not that cool. They think it will make them look more popular.
4.      If you could tell me never to serve two vegetables again, which two would you choose? Sweet potatoes and baked carrots.
5.      Who do you think I'd rather you be: an NBA ballplayer, the mayor, a famous explorer, or a movie star? Why? An NBA player because you hear me talk about basketball a lot and it is fun for me.
6.      Which of your friends do you think I like the most? Why? Savannah, because she’s honest, funny and really nice.
7.      On a scale of one to nine – one being not at all and nine being totally – how strict do you think I am? Where on the scale would you like me to be? You’re a one. You should be a two??? (in a very weak voice)
8.      What would be the ideal allowance? Tell me how you would use it. $5.00 for stuff that I need like for junk food that I want so you don’t have to pay for my junk food; and toys that I want.
9.      Who was the worst teacher you ever had? Tell me why. Oh my goodness! Mrs. J, because she is very, very strict. If you just mess up little things, you could get into a lot of trouble. She was strict.
10.  What would the ideal teacher be like? Very sweet, and just like Mrs. Scott or my mommy.
11.  Which one of our friends is the funniest looking? Why? Mia, because she has a flat nose, and she always has her eyebrows scrunched up. It’s funny.
12.  If you could arrange it, what time would I come home from work? Then, what would we do together? You would come home at Lunch time, so we could go to lunch together and then have a girl’s night after.
13.   Can you think of any clothes that I should never put on again? Why? Nobody should wear lace ever. If you’ve ever worn it, you should never wear it again.
14.  If a genie would give you only one wish, which would you pick, and why? being world-class attractive, being a genius, or being famous for doing something great? The last one, because I would gets lot of money so that I could take care of my family and myself.
15.  If you are feeling sad, what meal that I could make or order would be the one that would cheer you up? Ice cream always makes me feel better.
16.  Are you afraid when we fly? No, it’s fun.
17.  Tell me who you think are the three greatest musicians in the world? Why? Elvis Presley, Taylor Swift, Michael Jackson.
18.  If you could change three things about yourself, what would they be? Nothing. I like myself perfectly.
19.  What are the qualities that make a good friend? Truthfulness, kindness, funniness
20.  What was your favorite toy when you were little?  my teddy bear
21.  What do you say to comfort yourself when something scares you (like when a plane is bumpy, of when you are in a scary place)? It’s ok, just go to your happy place.
22.  What do you think makes a person good-looking? The inside is what counts.
23.  If you could decorate our place, what would it look like? It would be pink and purple and light blue all over.
24.  What do you think of my driving? Awesome. It’s better than chuck’s.
25.  Looking at your pictures. When you think you have been the cutest so far? When I was a baby.
26.  What is the most enjoyable thing our family has done together in the last three years? Go to the Atlanta aquarium and the coke museum in the same day.
27.  What is the nicest thing a friend has ever done for you? They had my back when I got into trouble.
28.  Why do you, or don't you, like violent movies? They just give me the creeps!
29.  What sport (that you haven't tried) do you think you would be good at? Why? Skateboarding
30.  If you were going to have a weird, unusual pet, what would it be? Why would you want that pet? An elephant; it’s protective, humungous, it can be a ride, very loving, and I want to name it Ellie.
31.  If you could look like anyone, who would it be? Why? My mommy because I already do!
32.  Do you think girls look better with or without makeup? Why? Without makeup, because they need to show themselves; with makeup, they are just making themselves look fake.
33.  What is the scariest movie you've ever seen? Why? Dead silent; because the woman ate people’s tongues
34.  What is the grossest thing you can think of? Snakes
35.  What would you do if you were invisible for a day? Play pranks on people, especially my sister
36.  Do you ever have a dream that comes back over and over? If so, what is it like? Yes. A nightmare that has come ever since right before my 5th birthday; a goblin/demon that captures you and Ashleigh, and I have to come and find you. It scares me.
37.  Why do you think some people don't like animals? Because they might be allergic, or they might think it’s too much work.

 I have interesting things about myself, I agree! I think I am very unusual at moments, but that makes me special. I like to imagine impossible things for stories, fun, and to just cheer myself for a laugh! My name is Carley and I am happy to be ME!!



Friday, July 8, 2011

Belly Laughs!!

**WARNING** This Post "can be" a bit crude... Includes cussing, vulgar references, drugs and alcohol...

I posted a question on my Social Network Page today, and my friends came back in true form. This is exactly what I needed to lift my spirits! I was literally BELLY LAUGHING every time I read one of these!

Me: I would like my facebook friends to comment, sharing how you met me. But I want you to LIE. Thats right, just make it up. Let's see what funny stories y'all can come up with...

GZ: I met you at a convention for nun's who broke their vow... You were running the booth for harley davidson clothing, next to my booth for nun's for equal rights as bishop's,priest's and popes. This convention took place in Nevada next to some bunny ranch..

KR: I met you on a street corner in Lima Ohio in 1991.......Oh wait that was someone else!!!! Now I remember it was on Craigslist a few years ago on the Erotic ads back before they took them off......Wait a minute who are you and how did you become my online friend!!!!!! LOL

GZ: I didn't want to tell the truth that I met you as you were trying to get me to join a group called farmers for goats :). I declined :)

SM: I don't remember, but i feel like The Hangover guys owe us some money...

SP: All I remember when I met you was that you had to try to explain to me (the paramedic) how you got that object there without blushing...lol

DM: It's still not clear, but people were chanting our names. : )

PS: We posted bail together, good times...

GZ: So, HOW did you get that stuck there? Lol

Me: Actually, it's a little hazy, between the prostitution in the nun's habit, the alcohol, and the chanting of  names... You should definitely watch the movie that they made about SM and I... it would explain it better... hahaha!!

GZ: Lol good one! When can I see it on you tube?

MRH: ...after the "Hustler" rights run out....

JH: First of all to understand how B. and I met, you gotta understand who B. really is. Now B. was born to a three-legged bitch of a mother. She was always ashamed of this, man. And then right after that she's adopted by this man, Tito Liebowitz he's a small time gun runner and a rottweiler fight promoter. So he puts B. into training. They see B.s good. She is damn good. But then she had the fight of his life. They pit her against her brother, Nibbles. And B. said "no man that's my brother, I can't fight nibbles" but they made her fight anyway, and B., she killed nibbles. B. said "that's it!" he called off all her fights, and she started doing crack, and she freaked out. Then in a rage, she collapsed, and her heart no longer beat. wow.
Me: So, how did I meet you again???

JH: obviously I was Nibbles, lol. 

Me: I had a feeling you were going to be nibbles... lol!

BC: I'm met you in church we sat in one of the pews together for a moment and then well........you ended up at a convention for nuns who broke their vows...go figure oh wait you said lie huh?

 SRS: we met at a tupperware party, you were wearing the most adorable apron, with matching pearls. we were discussing the love of household chores and how best we can serve our husbands and be the bestest sub- serviant wife ever.... then the alcohol wore off

DF: what the?. . like i have to tell you!!. . .i pulled over because i saw this girl riding down the street on an over sized tricycle . . she had pig tails and a purple shirt that said "OVER IT" in big black letters on the front. . .there was a gallon of tequila in the basket of the bike, so i was a little concerned she was gonna over serve herself and could get hurt. . .so i helped YOU finish that bottle!! . .

GPW: it was when I was in the army and had to rescue your navy ass. Your chopper went down and my team was tasked with saving the navy again. So there we where in the jungle of SA when you got bit in the ass by a snake I had to suck the poison out. Then I had to carry you over 20 miles to safety good thing you are light.

GWU: We met at Waterloo horse camp, you were stuck in the outhouse, your big bad attitude fell down the hole and you couldn't get out. Then when I pulled you out your parachute was still stuck in the shit, it was not pretty. After that I lost track of you, I think you moved to Costa Rica and had a chicken ranch. I heard you were back in the states, in Georgia? Still in the chicken biz or mostly gas?

(this one is my boyfriend) CL: Bridgett the Midget was in town along with Cowboy Roy, they were doin a 1 and a half man/woman show down at the Roxy...drinks were a plenty that night, boy that Bridgett and Roy put on one hell of a show, Roy with that lasso and Bridgett with all that midgetness goin on. You jumped on stage confessing your love for tall people while Bridgett pulls a knife, I jumped up on stage to protect you, Bridgett slashed at my leg(I got the scar to prove it), out of nowhere another midget jumped on your back and slashed at your chest, I shook Bridgett off my leg like a humpin dog, ran to you, Roy jumped in with his lasso and snatched the little fella from your back...True love ever since :)
Me: We even have the scars to prove it!!! hahahaha!!!